Just thought I’d inform you that every time I enter your email addresses into our database and it ends in @hotmail.com or @aol.com, I am judging you. Hard.
Your bitchy receptionist
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Cannot wait to get my taxes back so I can get started on my New Hampshire tattoo. I think I want it to be a deer head facing one way and a bear head facing the other and there’s a banner underneath that says live free or die and I can’t wait to get it drawn up.
"You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand."
NEW JOB DANCE NEW JOB DANCE!!!
I got the call today. I am going to be a student aid at an elementary school. Paid vacation, and full benefits are just a few of the perks. I am so excited to be able to do something that’s not just answering phones and catering to the upper class of Boston. I love the spa, I love my coworkers, and I’m going to try and stay on part time but it’ll be nice to know what I do means something.
Happy Valentine’s Day to me, you are now responsible for 5 children between the ages of 7-10.