May 2012
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Why monocles should come back- First of all, you get to have fancy eye jewelry...
– Chelsea Fagan
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Jeremy: guh. if they canceled game of thrones i would be distraught
Me: it will never happen
Jeremy: but what if it didddddd. i would send them money.
Me: I would riot. I would fly to George's house and when he opened the door i would grasp at his feet and weep.
Jeremy: ....
Me: ...........that was to detailed wasn't it?
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[[MORE]] you almost wish you could have the bad stuff back. just so you could have the good.
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You know it’s bad when I start hash tagging my texts
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Rules of True American drinking game →
my life is complete.
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all i want in life is find someone who loves popcorn flavored jelly beans as much as i do
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rewatching all of parks and rec and the episode when adam scott and rob lowe first come in, oh good lawd i almost peed. I. AM. IN. LOVE.~*
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things to learn in your twenties. →
ryan o’connell is a god among men and i love all of his articles and videos and pretty much anything that has ever been on thoughtcatalog.com
if you haven’t visited this site you are missing out.
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There are 14 empty bottles of wine in my kitchen…
Hello my name is Hayley Smith and I’m a wino.
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WHEN MY FRIEND CAN'T OPEN THE WINE BOTTLE
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ATTENTION BROS OF ALL AGES: please refrain from gathering right below my window 4 out of 7 nights a week. thanks.
ps i hate you.
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when i know i’m gonna go home i’m all like..
i’m going to take advantage of having exercise equipment at my disposal and work out sooooo much, my ass is gonna look greattttt <3!!!!
then i actually get there and i’m all like…
MUM KEEP THE FOOD COMING! WHO KNOWS WHEN I’M GONNA EAT AGAIN GAHHHHD I’M WASTING AWAY.
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WHEN I DESCRIBE MY CULINARY TALENTS
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