May 2012
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May 27th
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May 26th
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“Why monocles should come back- First of all, you get to have fancy eye jewelry...”
– Chelsea Fagan 
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Jeremy: guh. if they canceled game of thrones i would be distraught
Me: it will never happen
Jeremy: but what if it didddddd. i would send them money.
Me: I would riot. I would fly to George's house and when he opened the door i would grasp at his feet and weep.
Jeremy: ....
Me: ...........that was to detailed wasn't it?
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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[[MORE]] you almost wish you could have the bad stuff back. just so you could have the good.
May 25th
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You know it’s bad when I start hash tagging my texts
May 25th
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Rules of True American drinking game →
my life is complete.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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all i want in life is find someone who loves popcorn flavored jelly beans as much as i do
May 24th
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rewatching all of parks and rec and the episode when adam scott and rob lowe first come in, oh good lawd i almost peed. I. AM. IN. LOVE.~*
May 23rd
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things to learn in your twenties. →
ryan o’connell is a god among men and i love all of his articles and videos and pretty much anything that has ever been on thoughtcatalog.com if you haven’t visited this site you are missing out.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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There are 14 empty bottles of wine in my kitchen… Hello my name is Hayley Smith and I’m a wino.
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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WHEN MY FRIEND CAN'T OPEN THE WINE BOTTLE
howdoiputthisgently:
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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ATTENTION BROS OF ALL AGES: please refrain from gathering right below my window 4 out of 7 nights a week. thanks. ps i hate you.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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when i know i’m gonna go home i’m all like.. i’m going to take advantage of having exercise equipment at my disposal and work out sooooo much, my ass is gonna look greattttt <3!!!! then i actually get there and i’m all like… MUM KEEP THE FOOD COMING! WHO KNOWS WHEN I’M GONNA EAT AGAIN GAHHHHD I’M WASTING AWAY.
May 15th
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WHEN I DESCRIBE MY CULINARY TALENTS
howdoiputthisgently:
May 15th
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