Why monocles should come back- First of all, you get to have fancy eye jewelry clipped onto you somewhere and connected by an incredibly fancy gold chain. As we all know, fancy gold chains immediately take your accessory from “mediocre” to “breathtakingly fabulous.” Similar to the pocket watch, except you wear it over your eyeball. Second, when you get shocked or offended at something and your eyebrow is abruptly raised, your monocle will tumble effortlessly out of your eye socket and fall with refined dignity down the front of your suit. There’s “offended,” and then there’s “monocle-droppingly offended.” Which are you? Lastly, it is so inconvenient as to automatically signify coolness. You spent your entire day clenching on a piece of glass with your skull? Let me buy you a drink, sir. I insist.
— Chelsea Fagan
Jeremy:
guh. if they canceled game of thrones i would be distraught
Me:
it will never happen
Jeremy:
but what if it didddddd. i would send them money.
Me:
I would riot. I would fly to George's house and when he opened the door i would grasp at his feet and weep.
Jeremy:
....
Me:
...........that was to detailed wasn't it?
(Source: lifeofmarilynmonroe, via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
- Tagged
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- girl crush
Rules of True American drinking game
my life is complete.
